The Daily Eastern News

Satirizing the Nazis is tricky, yet possible

Adam Tumino

October 15, 2019

"Rhetoric does not get you anywhere because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy they stand no chance." This quote by Mel Brooks came to my mind regarding the upcoming release of “Jojo Rabbit,” a film by director Taika Waititi. It is de...

Satire: I am an old, old man

Adam Tumino

October 8, 2019

All around campus I see young people, and I envy their juvenescence. They have their whole lives ahead of them. I was once young, albeit a very long time ago. In less than one week I will be turning 26 years old. The further my date of birth disappears back into the timeline, the more I seem to notice...

Avoid the devil’s lettuce at all costs

Kennedy Nolen, Columnist

January 30, 2018

Editor’s note: The following article is satirical. Marijuana is awful and a gateway drug: plain and simple. Only lazy people who are going nowhere in life succumb to the devil’s lettuce and waste away their days as they lie numb and mindless. I know someone who smoked a singular weed once… OK ...

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