Celebrity Smack Talk: The search for Khole’s dad continues, and Miley digs in to cake.
Well folks, it looks like we’ve got a good ol’ fashioned mystery on our hands: Who is Khloe Kardashian’s real father?
The story first surfaced when reports came out that Robert Kardashian, who died in 2003, had supposedly been telling his ex-wives that Khole was not his kid. Kris Jenner, Khloe’s mom, revealed that she had an affair during her marriage with Robert, leaving the topic of who Khloe’s real father might be open to discussion. Since then, there has been a lot speculation as to who the dad is, but lets take a look at the possibilities:
Roldan was Jenner’s hairdresser for 30 years. Khole’s middle name is Alexandra, and Roldan is a much taller, larger man than Robert Kardashian. All signs, including the pictures of the two side by side, make this sound like the most logical choice, but the most illogical part about this whole thing? Believing that a male hairdresser working in West Hollywood had sex with a woman.
2. OJ Simpson
The National Enquirer is reporting that Khole’s real father is none other than O.J. Simpson. Simpson’s connection to the Kardashian family goes to back to his notorious murder case. Robert Kardashian, a good friend of Simpson’s, helped defend him in his case. If you didn’t know, Simpson is primarily the reason the Kardashians are famous. I don’t believe this story at all. Mainly because the National Enquirer is pretty much known for always being wrong.
3. Darth Vader
No one is reporting this, except me, and I don’t know why. If the National Enquirer can make up stories, then so can I.
The Khloe Kardashian situation really is sad. Not as sad as Miley Cyrus’ situation, though.
Miley was recently seen going nuts over a big cake. Once you click on the link, you’ll see why this is so terrible. Miley is constantly getting shafted in the media. Miley is clearly blind. She obviously can never seen when there is a camera in front of her face. It seems like every terrible thing she’s ever done has been caught on tape, and it’s sad because it’s almost like she doesn’t realize she’s being filmed.
It’s just unfortunate. I can’t wait until there’s a movie made about her life. It will be just like Ray.
