I've been away from the celebrity smack talking scene for a while, and I apologize. I guess I just didn't have much to talk smack about. All was fine in my Hollywood spectrum until today when my jimmies were admittedly rustled. The perpetrator of the rustling wasn't even really a celebrity, but against my better judgement, he was well known enough for me to be writing this here for you today. In fact, me calling this person a celebrity is akin to calling Olive Garden Italian food. 

One of the most talked about stories of the week has been the allegations of cheating by Ashton Kutcher on his wife, Demi Moore.