“Vagina”: the new scourge on American values. Vaginas are slowly infiltrating the households of good, true, patriotic Americans.

I come from Morgan Park High School in Chicago, which, at my time of graduation, held more than 2,000 students.

As a group of men and women, young and old, gathered outside the Coles County Jail at noon Saturday, the thermometer topped over 95 degrees and the humid, still air drew sweat to their brows.

In less than two weeks, Congress will have to make a decision that affects almost 9 million college students around the nation.

Need something to do this weekend with a small group of friends? Don’t have a lot of money? Why not take your group on an adventure? You don’t need to worry about gas money; there is no driving involved.

With the recent prominence of talk about the zombie apocalypse, and December 21 creeping around the corner, I thought revisiting one of my favorite dystopian movies might serve as a precaution for the imminent and looming End of Days.

Eastern recently welcomed 504 young men participating in American Legion’s Illinois Boys State for their 77th annual program.