The Daily Eastern News

Satire: I am an old, old man

Adam Tumino

October 8, 2019

All around campus I see young people, and I envy their juvenescence. They have their whole lives ahead of them. I was once young, albeit a very long time ago. In less than one week I will be turning 26 years old. The further my date of birth disappears back into the timeline, the more I seem to notice...

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