And it was handed unto Fetty: The 10 commandments of the Daily Eastern News

10 Thou shall have an opinion. The only people in the world without opinions are morons and cowards and neither shall be tolerated at the News.

9 Thou shall keep thy office clean and respect the space of others.

8 Thou shall not plagiarize or provide false quotations.

7 Thou shall steal good story ideas and apply them within.

6 Thou shall not commit laziness.

5 Do not kill yourself over a mere $5 a day.

4 Honor thy copyeditor and photographer.

3 Remember Saturday and keep it holy with offerings of liquor and other libations.

2 Thou shall not use the name of the News, your job, in vain.

1 Thou shall be on time. Timeliness is above Godliness. Far above.